A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from
all over the world.
The Indian happened to be a Sardar.
After several classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical done.
The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that.
But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who's that?
Master: Miaooow...
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.
The Sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class fo his
fellow Sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.
Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich Sardar in darkness,
andtells the other Sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe.
" Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
