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11-21-2008, 06:54 PM

Hate the obvious

The worst one seems to be the most common - do they teach this in the guy handbook or what? "Don't I know you from somewhere?" seems to be the most used. I'm always like, dude, if you knew me you would remember! Move along, loser, move along!
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11-22-2008, 11:38 AM
Ooh and when they think they'll be clever and switch it up but end up saying the same damn thing. Like instead of saying "Do I know you from somewhere" it changes to "Have we met".. Yes dipstick I was the chick that shot you down from saying the same thing..

What ever happened to just saying, hows it going?
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11-22-2008, 08:29 PM
I get that alot too. But you don't have to be mean to them.
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11-22-2008, 11:39 PM
I am thinking that I must have some mark in my forehead that they home in on because I get some of the silliest and rudest pickups. One of the cheesiet is this one - "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away".
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11-23-2008, 07:18 AM
I was at the mall today drinking a thickshake... I walked past a security guard who said.. "thats a lucky straw!!" WTF??? I wont say what I said in reply
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La-La! I am going nuts - Devina  11-25-2008, 12:46 PM
I was going to my tution and on the way back there,I heard a guy saying behind my back "Great legs" and laughed and passed away.How rude?!
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11-25-2008, 11:24 PM
LOL some of this stuff is funny!! I'm sorry!!

Pick up lines just make me laugh for the most part, but some things are out of line. Take the most common pick up lines and figure out a come back. Like when he says something like "have we met" if you are interested say, "No, but I'd like too" and if you are not interested, "someday we will, but not today".

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11-26-2008, 01:35 PM
Starlight, hon, I don't actually say "move along, loser" so I don't think it's being mean to say if we had met, you would remember. The only time that I actually get mean is when they just won't take no for an answer - then I do make them regret it.

Devina, I have no problem whatsoever if a guy says comments like "great legs" but I hate the ones who actually have the nerve to comment on my chest - that is rude. Unfortunately, I have the tendency to have to tell guys to look me in the eye...um, my eyes are up here due to being fairly busty. You know those ones are only after one thing, you know?
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